Can you write an amusing little dittie that includes 5 of these lines, just 4 the pure fun of it?

The biker chick, the priest, and the ice cream man were walking together in the park, one balmy evening. "Did you hear the one about Obama and the drug dealer?" says the priest. Sunshine and MattBaby laughed hysterically when, sitting on a nearby bench, they heard the preist begin his joke. "I wanna kiss you so bad I could spit" exclaimed Matt, as he noticed the effect of laughter on Sunshine's face, "and I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way." "How I love ya! How I love ya!" she said, and kissed him tenderly.